It was way back in the old Bronze age
Sgt Kronos started to rampage.
He recruited others to his band;
And they went out and terrorised the land.
Now may I introduce to you
The ones you’ve dreaded all these years:
Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!

We’re Sgt Kronos’ deadly horsemen band,
We hope that you’re prepared to die.
We’re Sgt Kronos’ deadly horsemen band,
There's no escape, don't even try!
From Sgt Kronos’ deadly, Sgt Kronos’ deadly,
Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!
It’s wonderful to pillage,
Killing as we go.
You humans are annoying so
We’d like to terrorize you now --
We’d love to kill you slow....
I don’t really want to stop our game
'Cuz I really, really like to maim,
Now we’re gonna pick out one or two
And show you just what we can do!
Relax and wait here for your turn,
We wont be very long at all...
We’re Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!

We’re Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!
We hope that you enjoyed our fun.
We’re Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!
We killed everybody; now we're done.
Sgt Kronos’ deadly, Sgt Kronos’ deadly,
Sgt Kronos’ deadly, Sgt Kronos’ deadly
Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!
We like to kill you all again.
Sgt Kronos’ one and only deadly horseman band.
It’s getting very near the end,
Sgt Kronos' deadly, Sgt Kronos' deadly,
Sgt Kronos’ Deadly Horseman Band!

* (Reference: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Highlander the Series style)

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